The hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid was trending on Twitter this morning. Here's a roundup of some of the best:
Some poked fun at self-promotion on Twitter:
Others made a pointed reference to David Cameron's latest comments on Christianity:
Many suggested we may have taken liberties with Jesus' commands:
His miracles were fair game:
As was the Last Supper:
But most were just completely ridiculous:
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Most Madagascans cannot afford surgery, even on the rare occasions its available.
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Dr Harry Benson, Research Director at the Marriage Foundation, said the latest official data on families and households pointed to a “profound social change” that had received little public attention despite long-term consequences for family stability and child wellbeing.
The Church of Scotland General Assembly said it was “grieved beyond telling” for the suffering inflicted.
