The best of #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

The hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid was trending on Twitter this morning. Here's a roundup of some of the best:

Some poked fun at self-promotion on Twitter:

Others made a pointed reference to David Cameron's latest comments on Christianity:

Many suggested we may have taken liberties with Jesus' commands:

His miracles were fair game:

As was the Last Supper:

But most were just completely ridiculous:

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