The internet is teeming with parody accounts of all kinds, so we've rounded up some of the best of the Christian lot.
1. @TheTweetofGod
Good for: Disparaging commentary about the human race.
Don't take this the wrong way but you're all a bunch of morons.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 2, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">It perfectly symbolizes the human race that it begins every new year by dropping the ball.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 1, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">2. @HoodJesusYo
Good for: The Gospel in 'youth speak'. Yo.
When u and ur squad decide to watch a sermon at home u be like pic.twitter.com/0iJ5BDEAZU
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 4, 2015" data-caption="null" data-credit="null">After goin hard singin Oceans u be like pic.twitter.com/mp8JuyZDUd
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 3, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Wakin up knowin ur loved by Tha Lord got u feelin like pic.twitter.com/rJ1Pmohr8q
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 1, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">3. @Jesus
Good for: A lighthearted take on the major Christian holidays.
Yes, I feel like a plastic bag
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) February 2, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Just let me sleep in, OK.
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) December 25, 2014 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">YOLO! Unless you're me.
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) February 8, 2014 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">4. @ChristnHipster
Good for: Obscure coffee references and general ribbing of trendies.
so excited to hear @MumfordAndSons is releasing their third studio worship album!
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) March 2, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">i am weak but thou art strong coffee keeps me from all wrong i'll be satisfied as long as i drink, o mug, much of thee
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) February 26, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">i hope the wedding feast of the lamb has a gluten-free option
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) February 24, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">5. @FakeJDGreear
Good for: A poke at megapastors, and the trials and tribulations of leading a massive church.
Pray for our singles pastor. He's typed "God's sovereignty" in so many text messages he pulled a thumb muscle. #ValentinesDay
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) February 14, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Our youth pastor is banned from announcement duty after referring to the senior adult section as "50 Shades of Grey."
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) February 13, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">RT @JoelOsteen: Stir up what God has put in you. // Tried that. Sustained major organ damage.
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) November 6, 2014 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">6. @PopeFrancisXXX
Good for: Thoughts some of us wish our favourite pope actually had.
Sometimes when I do the sign of the cross I shimmy my shoulders a little bit just to let God know that working for him is so fun.
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) March 3, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">I told all of the Catholics they don't need to breed like rabbits and everyone is like OMG. Haha! I love being edgy.
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) January 20, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Uhhh... one of us is going to have to change or leave this party pic.twitter.com/3CfohoV5Ot
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) December 30, 2014 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">7. @SpiritofMoses
Good for: Old Testament in-jokes
Thou shalt not offer me anything with "artisanal" in its name.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) January 30, 2015 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Dear gross sidewalk guy, if I could keep my shirt on for 40 years in the desert you can keep yours on for the 5 minute walk to 7-11.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) July 15, 2013 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">Back from my Mt Sinai retreat. They have a Chipotle now which is good, but still no free wifi. Like I'm gonna pay for that. Please.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) September 30, 2014 " data-caption="null" data-credit="null">
