Seven of the best (and weirdest) Christian parody accounts
The internet is teeming with parody accounts of all kinds, so we've rounded up some of the best of the Christian lot.
1. @TheTweetofGod
Good for: Disparaging commentary about the human race.
Don't take this the wrong way but you're all a bunch of morons.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 2, 2015It perfectly symbolizes the human race that it begins every new year by dropping the ball.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 1, 20152. @HoodJesusYo
Good for: The Gospel in 'youth speak'. Yo.
When u and ur squad decide to watch a sermon at home u be like pic.twitter.com/0iJ5BDEAZU
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 4, 2015After goin hard singin Oceans u be like pic.twitter.com/mp8JuyZDUd
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 3, 2015Wakin up knowin ur loved by Tha Lord got u feelin like pic.twitter.com/rJ1Pmohr8q
— Hood Jesus (@HoodJesusYo) March 1, 20153. @Jesus
Good for: A lighthearted take on the major Christian holidays.
Yes, I feel like a plastic bag
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) February 2, 2015Just let me sleep in, OK.
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) December 25, 2014YOLO!
Unless you're me.
— Jesus Christ (@jesus) February 8, 20144. @ChristnHipster
Good for: Obscure coffee references and general ribbing of trendies.
so excited to hear @MumfordAndSons is releasing their third studio worship album!
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) March 2, 2015i am weak but thou art strong
coffee keeps me from all wrong
i'll be satisfied as long
as i drink, o mug, much of thee
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) February 26, 2015i hope the wedding feast of the lamb has a gluten-free option
— Christian Hipster (@ChristnHipster) February 24, 20155. @FakeJDGreear
Good for: A poke at megapastors, and the trials and tribulations of leading a massive church.
Pray for our singles pastor. He's typed "God's sovereignty" in so many text messages he pulled a thumb muscle. #ValentinesDay
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) February 14, 2015Our youth pastor is banned from announcement duty after referring to the senior adult section as "50 Shades of Grey."
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) February 13, 2015RT @JoelOsteen: Stir up what God has put in you. // Tried that. Sustained major organ damage.
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) November 6, 20146. @PopeFrancisXXX
Good for: Thoughts some of us wish our favourite pope actually had.
Sometimes when I do the sign of the cross I shimmy my shoulders a little bit just to let God know that working for him is so fun.
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) March 3, 2015I told all of the Catholics they don't need to breed like rabbits and everyone is like OMG. Haha! I love being edgy.
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) January 20, 2015Uhhh... one of us is going to have to change or leave this party pic.twitter.com/3CfohoV5Ot
— Pope Francis (@PopeFrancisXXX) December 30, 20147. @SpiritofMoses
Good for: Old Testament in-jokes
Thou shalt not offer me anything with "artisanal" in its name.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) January 30, 2015Dear gross sidewalk guy, if I could keep my shirt on for 40 years in the desert you can keep yours on for the 5 minute walk to 7-11.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) July 15, 2013Back from my Mt Sinai retreat. They have a Chipotle now which is good, but still no free wifi. Like I'm gonna pay for that. Please.
— Moses™ (@SpiritofMoses) September 30, 2014
