The hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid was trending on Twitter this morning. Here's a roundup of some of the best:
Some poked fun at self-promotion on Twitter:
Others made a pointed reference to David Cameron's latest comments on Christianity:
Many suggested we may have taken liberties with Jesus' commands:
His miracles were fair game:
As was the Last Supper:
But most were just completely ridiculous:
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