Ten amazing Christian rapture movies that culture Left Behind

Many may know about the Big Screen adaptation of the Left Behind books, starring none other than Nicolas Cage. But this is only the latest in a long line of films on the subject.

Like the Blockbuster video shelves that they once adorned, these extraordinary covers are a gateway into a world of weird Christian movies you never imagined existed, and which perhaps never should have done.

1. A Thief in the Night

The first of four films about the rapture, presumably involving a big clock, a van, and a woman with a melting face. If that's not scary enough to get you into church, nothing is.

 

2. Left Behind 3: World at War

Louis Gossett Jnr looks like he's just remembered he's a serious actor with credits like Roots behind him; Kirk Cameron is either on the phone, firing his agent or is somehow using that call to save the Remnant. Which do you think it is?

 

3. Judgment

The final part in a long-running film series that begins with 1998's Apocalypse. It's got Mr T in it. Who's betting his role isn't quite as major as the cover suggests? Who's hoping he has to say the line: 'I ain't gettin' on no cloud, fool'?

 

4. Vanished

'From the producers of Left Behind' isn't something you'd necessarily boast about is it? It's 55 minutes long, and it has Pastor John Hagee in it – end of. Also, is 'twinkling' the least movie-poster-worthy word ever?

 

 5. New World Order: The End has come

Only released last year, this is apparently a film made by people who thought Harry Potter's forehead makeup was too subtle. The quote from the Dove Foundation assumes there will be some sort of 'time of the beast.' We think they should stick to campaigning for real beauty.

 

 6. It has begun

A 'documentary' that reveals – chillingly – that we're already in the End Times.You might as well have that takeaway tonight.

 

7. The Last Messengers

See her? She's an atheist, she is. Well – not for long! While it's understandable that a low-budget film might need to use CGI artwork, we're not entirely sure why that guy in the purple shirt also appears to be computer generated...

8. End of the Harvest

The cover of this rapture movie doesn't suggest a huge amount of drama. Nor does the plot, which concerns some atheists coming to a debating group. MAYBE THERE ARE CYBORGS! But probably there aren't.

 

 9. A Thief in the Night IV – The Prodigal Planet

You see what they've done with that title. What they've done with the wardrobe department is less clear. A magnificent use of text which makes one yearn for comic sans.

 

 10. 2012: Prophecy or panic?

...Panic, as it turned out.